Tuesday, September 14, 2010

A little joke for you.

A teacher asked the children in her Sunday School class, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?”

“NO!” the children all answered.

“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?”

Again, the answer was “NO!”

“Well,” she continued, “then how can I get to heaven?”

In the back of the room, a five-year-old boy shouted out, “You gotta be dead!”

Live wise in Him!


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  1. Ha! Kids say the funniest things.

  2. Out of the mouths of babes...Adorable!

  3. HA! That's hilarious :)
    Gotta love the babes. They keep it so real, don't they?
    Thanks for stopping by my blog & for your sweet comment. I will definitely check out the blog you recommended.
    I'm also your newest follower.
    (PS- we have a bit in common... I'm a homeschooling mom & I'm in school to be a RN... & most importantly I'm a bold follower of Jesus too)

  4. I love it. When my kids were like four or five I used to record the hilarious things they said. I miss their crazy dialogue, but once in a while it still pops out.


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